why do people say “grow some balls” when they want someone to act tougher? like do you know how weak balls are? you punch someone where the sun don’t shine and they’re going down.
we should say “grow a vagina.” vaginas can take poundings. they bleed every month and never die.
i yelled OH GROW A VAGINA today in english when a kid dropped a book on his hand and my teacher laughed so hard he cried
remember that according to the empire magazine article thranduil has the reputation of being the greatest fighter in all of middle-earth
he better pull some mad stunts in botfa to show legolas how it’s done